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Pirates (HD-DVD)

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Joone

2005

01/11/2008

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Starring

• Devon

• Janine

• Carmen Luvana

• Jesse Jane

• Teagan Presley

• Jenaveve Jolie

• Austyn Moore

• Evan Stone

• Steven St. Croix

• Tommy Gunn

• Kris Slater

• Scott Nails

DVD Description
From the award-winning director, Joone (Island Fever Series and Forbidden Tales) comes the biggest epic in the history of adult films, ''Pirates''. This swashbuckling adventure follows a deadly sea chase between a villainous pirate (Tommy Gunn), and a playboy pirate hunter (Evan Stone) through the bloody waters of the Caribbean Sea. Filmed entirely on location bi-coastally throughout California and Florida, ""Pirates"" is filled with action from deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors to firing cannons and offshore fight scenes. With 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, awe-inspiring Incan magic and grandiose sea battles, ""Pirates"" is an electrifying sex-tale and the most comprehensive movie the adult industry has ever produced.

DVD Features

• HD-DVD Bonus Disc

• HD Version

Reviews & Ratings for Pirates (HD-DVD)


I put my review of the whole set here, so that my minority vote might be noticed. This is a grade B- movie, with too short (4 to 5 min), badly lit sex scenes thrown in. It flops as a porn, unless you can get it off immediately... (continued)
Reviewed by: Luap 76 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


You need a High def dvd player for this one, not just the HDTV.
Reviewed by: cbucksual 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


Got this DVD on accident. Was wanting disk 2, but this one came in the disk 2 sleeve.
Reviewed by: M74atlas 16 total reviews written.	Rating: 2 out of 5

Reviews & Ratings for Pirates (HD-DVD)


I put my review of the whole set here, so that my minority vote might be noticed. This is a grade B- movie, with too short (4 to 5 min), badly lit sex scenes thrown in. It flops as a porn, unless you can get it off immediately. "Plot" and especially attempts at humor ruin the sexual excitement. The two discs extra discs are worthless in this context. I agree with ozzy's, sandman's, Satisfiednever's, and Bobgirthwitz's negative but realistic reviews of the main film. I broke my resolution never to watch a ballyhooed "feature" again, after getting sucked in by the hype for "The New Devil in Miss Jones." "Pirates" will be the last I'll ever waste my time with. The "quality" of the plot is exemplified by Carmen's lesbo scene with Jenaveve ina room full of carousing ugly sailors, In any semblance of reality, both women would have been gang-banged brutally by the whole crew for a half-hour. That is I would have liked to have seen!
Reviewed by: Luap 76 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


You need a High def dvd player for this one, not just the HDTV.
Reviewed by: cbucksual 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


Got this DVD on accident. Was wanting disk 2, but this one came in the disk 2 sleeve.
Reviewed by: M74atlas 16 total reviews written.	Rating: 2 out of 5


looks amazing in HD
Reviewed by: westerndigital 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


Worst movie ever.
Reviewed by: nsatiable 9 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


Pretty good dvd. Very "hollywood" but it works! Women are great looking and the sex is fun. A lot of costumes and sets.
Reviewed by: jamband 191 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


Scenes are definitely short. A porn that your girlfriend will watch.
Reviewed by: mandown01 17 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


Cons: Could not view it on my DVD.
Reviewed by: samtropicana 94 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


Great scene with Jesse Jane. Acting was aweful tho.
Reviewed by: kberscch 1 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


nice full length feature movie. pretty women. nice special effects. needed more sex though.
Reviewed by: angry1 83 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


I caught part of this movie on cable and it seemed like a good one. So I rented it here to see the whole thing. However, the DVD is HDDVD which doesn't play on my regular DVD player. It played on my PC but not as smoothly. Bottomline, I can't make a fair judgement on the quality and storyline.
Reviewed by: HowellJ 49 total reviews written.	Rating: 2 out of 5



Reviewed by: pornstar73 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


make sure you want to watch it on your pc though because it won't play in a regular dvd player.
Reviewed by: schlong313 96 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5



Reviewed by: headake5150 47 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


Rented this primarily to see what ot was all about. Though the plot was too much for my taste, it was decent. The sex scenes were average, the girls were hot. Pros: High quality filming. Cons: Too much plot.
Reviewed by: RustySunset 8 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


its a really good movie, acting may not be so good but the "Pirate Humters" have many good scenes, the only thing that was thrown off was the condom other than that i really liked, we watch it many times enjoying it all the time.
Reviewed by: fokensheatman 1 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5


Lengthy and boring Pros: Clear clean shots Cons: Too much going on
Reviewed by: hibity4u 7 total reviews written.	Rating: 2 out of 5



Reviewed by: rustyjohnson 13 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5


lots of good porno action and not much talk Pros: everthing is filmed well. Cons: scenes are too long
Reviewed by: ezraskier 14 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


Don't bother renting if you don't own a HD-DVD Player. Doesn't play on std. equipment.
Reviewed by: ahman 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


Don't bother renting if you don't own a HD-DVD Player. Doesn't play on std. equipment.
Reviewed by: ahman 2 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5


This movie was dumb. I want to watch good porn not crapy acting and softcore
Reviewed by: sacomin 177 total reviews written.	Rating: 2 out of 5



Reviewed by: ta13 16 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5


The women are hot as hell in this one. Pros: Pretty good f/x for a porn. Cons: A little to much dialog.
Reviewed by: SKTrouble 12 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


great production. hot scenes. carmen luvana is incredible
Reviewed by: jerkmilkshake 10 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5



Reviewed by: Biggdrolling 47 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5



Reviewed by: Biggdrolling 47 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


jean val jean is hottt
Reviewed by: peicealesa 5 total reviews written.	Rating: 4 out of 5


You need an HD player to view this disc. FYI
Reviewed by: Timberowan 75 total reviews written.	Rating: 1 out of 5



Reviewed by: mda3333 39 total reviews written.	Rating: 5 out of 5



Reviewed by: ndgclc 4 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


If you don't have a HD-DVD player guess what it doesn't work!
Reviewed by: chazgil 5 total reviews written.	Rating: 3 out of 5


If you like sweeping sea faring cinematography, over wrought acting, burdensome sets and long winded dialogue; you probably shouldn’t be watching porn. The girls are ultra-hot but most scenes are shot in muted light (boat cabins, holds and the like) lots of fast forwarding to find the heat in this one but once there the fucking is worthy.
Reviewed by: pikotamm